Classic Quotes, Episode 17
Wednesday, March 18th, 2009
Good morning! Lots of great quotes in this episode, huh? Here are some of my favorites:
Carlos: (after Gabby assumes that Lucy must have gained weight since they were an item) Do you think I’m that shallow? That I only go for looks?
Gabby: Yeah I thought that’s what we had in common.
Lynette (to job seekers, after listening to them talk about anyone over 30 with kids getting taken out back and shot): If you guys ever hear a gunshot, do me a favor and tell my four kids I love them very much.
Lee: Aside from the gay parade, gays rarely interact with lesbians in the wild.
Bree: Who are we dishing? I hope its not me
Susan: No we already covered you.
Gabby: We’ve moved on to my daughter the thief
Lynette: (after Susan tells them about Jessie kissing her) She’s your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her
Gabby: (after finding out Jessie actually looked like that before) Why didn’t you tell me about this?
Carlos: I wanted to, but you were always next to something sharp.
Bree: (to Gabby, after Juanita suggests that Bree may be behind a statue that turns up in the Solis house) Whenever my kids stole, I used to send them to bed without supper. Just a thought.
Susan: (trying to reassure Jessie that her lack of interest is not personal) That is not true. Also, I think we’re dangerously close to no longer speaking in metaphor.
So, did I miss your favorite? If so, share it with us. I’d love to read em. Take care and see ya next time.
Hello, again. I’m back and ready to share some of my favorite quotes from the latest Desperate Housewives. Here they are, in the order they were said in:
Good morning, everyone!! I thought I’d share a few of my favorite quotes with y’all today. Here they are, in no special order: 



