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Classic Quotes, Episode 17

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

felicity-eva-and-danaGood morning! Lots of great quotes in this episode, huh? Here are some of my favorites:

Carlos: (after Gabby assumes that Lucy must have gained weight since they were an item) Do you think I’m that shallow? That I only go for looks?
Gabby: Yeah I thought that’s what we had in common.

Lynette (to job seekers, after listening to them talk about anyone over 30 with kids getting taken out back and shot): If you guys ever hear a gunshot, do me a favor and tell my four kids I love them very much.

Lee: Aside from the gay parade, gays rarely interact with lesbians in the wild.

Bree: Who are we dishing? I hope its not me
Susan: No we already covered you.
Gabby: We’ve moved on to my daughter the thief

Lynette: (after Susan tells them about Jessie kissing her) She’s your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her

Gabby: (after finding out Jessie actually looked like that before) Why didn’t you tell me about this?
Carlos: I wanted to, but you were always next to something sharp.

Bree: (to Gabby, after Juanita suggests that Bree may be behind a statue that turns up in the Solis house) Whenever my kids stole, I used to send them to bed without supper. Just a thought.

Susan: (trying to reassure Jessie that her lack of interest is not personal) That is not true. Also, I think we’re dangerously close to no longer speaking in metaphor.

So, did I miss your favorite? If so, share it with us. I’d love to read em. Take care and see ya next time.

Classic Recaps

Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

Below are some of my favorite quotes from the new episode. Let me know yours in the comments! First, though, check out the new promo, thanks to CoolDHfan:

Tom: What happened to me is unfair. What happened to you is-
Orson: Justice?
Tom: Yeah.

Edie: Now, does this really mean ‘no gifts’, or is this like when Gabby says ‘no gifts’ when she really means ‘no cheap gifts’?

Edie (after watching Susan and Katherine talk about what Susan is bringing to the house warming): Whoa, whoa, whoa. What’s happening here? Why isn’t hair being pulled?
Susan: Why would we?
Edie: Let’s see… she’s shacking up with your ex, something that when I do it, I get an angry mob on my lawn.

Edie: Hey, Gabby- remember when I was with Carlos?
Gabby: Shut it, bitch.
Edie: See, that’s normal!

Lynette (to a buyer who conned em) : Congratulations, you just stole yourself a pizza oven.

Lynette (when Tom complains about the low prices they’re getting): Well, when you put out an ‘everything must go’ sign it kind of hurts our bargaining position.

Lynette (to the con artist): I think you better stop with the bargain hunting unless you want your face to match the oven and the dishwasher.

Gabby (when Sheila doesn’t clue in): Oh, for God Sake’s, you bleach blonde twit, I’m talking about you and Bradley!!

Gabby (when Sheila says Maria can’t be pregnant because they haven’t slept together in a year): Well, call the Vatican, cause we’re gonna need a manger and some hay.

Bruce (after getting Orson’s name wrong): Orlon, Orson- either way, he got beat up on the playground, am I right? (To tape recorder) Idea for a new children’s book. A kid gets beat up because he has a goofy name. Could be Orson.

Bruce (to tape recorder, after Orson talks about something he made): Idea for a novel: a woman is married to a gay man and doesn’t know it.

Orson: When I lost my practice, I lost people’s respect.
Bree: So you’re going to win it back with larceny.

Classic Quotes Episode 15

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Hello, again! I promised, so now I’m delivering. Here are some of my favorite quotes from this week’s episode. Feel free to share your own!

Tom (about the employees laughing after he gives a big speech about how he’s not giving up): Please tell me they just saw a customer…

Orson (trying to get into Bree’s account without the password): How about her real hair color? Trust me, it’s not what you think it is.

Parker (after Tom informs them they will be working at Scavos): At the risk of sounding spoiled, no.

Penny (objecting to the plan as well): I’m 9! Is that even legal?
Tom: I think it is. Just in case, you’re now 15. Happy birthday!!

Tom: You said you were behind me 100%!
Lynette: Really? That doesn’t sound like me.

Porter: Just so you know, years from now when you’re old and brittle…
Lynettte: Yeah, you’re putting us in the cheapest nursing home you can find. I got it.

Jewler (after Gabby asks if he can work with her on the price of her bracelet): What did you have in mind?
Gabby: You give it to me and then call your insurance and say it was stolen?

Bree: I’m preparing a meal for 200, I don’t have time to explore my hypothetical career in the adult film industry.

Orson (objecting to Andrew’s salary): But I’m your husband!
Bree: Yes, we’re all aware of how you got the job.

Carlos: Oh, my God, that’s illegal! I’m getting a bonus no one else is getting based on blackmail??
Gabby: You’re welcome.

Well, that’s it for now. I leave you with a podcast posted by Desperate000. Enjoy!

Classic Quotes, Episode 14

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

evaHello, again. I’m back and ready to share some of my favorite quotes from the latest Desperate Housewives. Here they are, in the order they were said in:

Lynette (to the car buyer, when he says he wants to thank Tom): He’s inside, but between sobs he wished you happy driving.

Lynette (when asked by Katherine why they sold Tom’s car): Sadly, we can no longer afford Tom’s mid-life crisis.

Katherine (assuring Lynette that being broke isn’t anything to be ashamed of): Don’t be embarrassed! It’s this horrible economy… we’re all in the same boat. (Bree than drives up in a new car and says some money blew in the window)

Bree (feeling bad about showing off her new hybrid car after finding out about the Scavo’s problems): Thank God I didn’t show her how the car parks itself.
Katherine: But you’re gonna show us, right?
Bree: It is pretty amazing!

Gabby (planning what to wear to a fancy restaurant after Carlos gets a big bonus): I’m going to where the dress I wore the night you proposed.
Carlos: You still fit in that? (off Gabby’s look) Hallelujah, we’re rich again?

Edie (explaining why she won’t bring Gabby to her exercise class): This is real exercise. It’s not the lotus position followed by a latte.
Gabby: You’re just afraid I’ll look better than you.
Edie: 6 AM. In the park. Prepare to die.

Gabby (trying to convince the instructor she’s tough enough to take his class): I used to be a model! You don’t know what war is until you’re locked in a dressing room with a bunch of size zeros reaching for the last rice cake.

Gabby (having a hard time in class): I’m puking air!

Susan (after threatening to pull of Katherine’s towel if she doesn’t let go of her pearls): I have been naked on this street before. It would be nice to take the heat off that story.

Susan (explaining why she tried to take Katherine’s new pearls): I was going to take these and sell them to try and pay for it (MJ’s school) and, yes, now that I’m saying it out loud I realize how stupid it sounds.

Gabby (freaking out about the class relocating to her front lawn): I’ve got two sleeping children in there!
Instructor: I know, I saw the cellulite.

Edie (telling off Gabby for not coming to class when they are trying to help her): You wanted the old Gabby back? Well, congratulations, you got her: a self-centered, obnoxious jerk. Personally, I liked the poor, paunchy gabby better. At least she had some humility.

Classic Quotes, 100th Episode

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

beauGood morning, everyone!! I thought I’d share a few of my favorite quotes with y’all today. Here they are, in no special order:

Gabby (about Wysteria Lane in a flashback): This place is so boring. How many honor students can that school have?? (I hate those stickers, too, Gabby)

Eli (to Gabby, after she makes a bad impression with the ladies): If I were you, I’d drop the attitude and try to like your neighbors.

Tom: Lynette makes me sew my own buttons.
Lynette: I’ll sew anything you want if you’ll stop getting me pregnant!

Edie (after Eli assures her his old construction buddies would’ve loved her): That was insulting and degrading. Thanks!

Lynette (on the phone securing a job offer while in labor): We agreeed I could go back to work after I gave birth!
Tom: After, not during!

Lynette: I got the job!
Tom: Congratulations! The baby’s arm is sticking out, why don’t you high-five it?

Susan (telling Eli how she is doing after Karl leaves her for another woman): On the one hand, I got dumped. On the other, I reported Karl’s credit cards stolen and cut the pockets out of all his jeans, so a little from column A, little from column B. (Teri’s delivery of that line killed me. She’s great with comedy.)

Well, that’s it for now. Take care and see y’all on Monday with more news and reviews. Also, don’t forget that Housewives in on a little break. According to the last promo, there won’t be a new episode for a couple of weeks.

Classic Quotes

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

Good afternoon, guys!! Sorry I couldn’t write this soon, but there’s an explanation of sorts of the 24 blog. Now, let’s get to some fun, huh? I wanna share some of my favorite quotes with you all. Be sure to post you own if I missed any of your favorites!

Mike (after finding out Edie kicked Dave out): I wish I could say something to help, but all I’ve got is ‘that sucks’.

Orson (defending his purchase of a new grill): I got a good deal.
Bree: He only thinks he got a good deal because the salesman threw in one of those ‘kiss the cook’ aprons.

Juanita (in response to Gabby saying Daddy has to go and make them lots of money): We don’t need lots of money!
Grabby: What did I say about that kind of language??

Susan (after Edie points out Susan stole Edie’s misery thunder by announcing she’s moving in with Jackson): I’m sorry… I thought we gave your latest break up the 3 seconds of shock it deserved.

Susan (telling Edie why she would never want to be like her): You’re famous for the number of men you’ve conquered.
Edie: Thank you!
Susan: That wasn’t a compliment, you tramp.

Susan and Edie were on fire in this episode, don’t you think? I love when Nicollette gets scenes with the other Housewives. She always manages to nail those one-liners. Once again, feel free to post your own favorite quotes in the comments. I love reading others opinions. I leave you with a funny scene that was posted by Bruno1516108. Until next time, take care!!

Classic Quotes, Episode 5X11

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Good morning, everyone I’m here to share some of my favorite lines from the latest episode with a little commentary. Feel free to post your own in the comments if I missed em

Lee- Are you realizing we’re going to a gay club?
Susan- Yes, that’s fine Gays love me.
Lee- Name three.
Susan-You, Bob and Andrew.
Lee- That’s two.

Ok, I have to say it- I love me some Bob and Lee. Especially after that line. Hopefully, they’ll continue to be featured on the show over the coming seasons.

Edie: There’s something you should know about me. I don’t stay unhappy for long.
This is a great line from her said during a great scene. I’m glad she followed up later by kicking him to the curb after he revealed that he was married before.

Gabby: Come on, I mean you’re with a plumber, a house painter… Let’s face it, you love your service providers.

Another great one-liner directed at Susan. Has someone got a problem with Teri lately? This episode had a few of em I loved Eva’s delivery and her laughing right after when Bob comes into the scene. Someone get this girl a sitcom after the show’s over…

Bob: But he had some drinks in him, he’ll bang anything with a pole and some facial hair.

I think I’ll let this one stand on it’s own.

Karen McCluskey: She’s not that pretty.
Receptionist: I can hear what you said
Karen: From all the way there? (whispers to Roberta) Boy, she IS young.

I’m sorry to see Roberta go if that was, in fact, her last scene. Lily and Kathryn owned that scene and the actress playing the receptionist was great at playing off them. I just still wonder why she doesn’t seem to be more concerned about the fact her boss was due back over a week ago.

Bree: (whispers to Orson) Guess who’s got the burnt lamb chop

Bree wins this round, but I still think the mother-in-law from Hell has a little something in store for Bree yet.

Bradley: Just taking care of my kids
Maria (Bradley’s wife): Yea, I have a picture of them in my purse. Want to know how many he can name?
Bradley: More wine, Maria?

This was such a hilarious scene and I hope we’ll see the wife again now that Carlos took the job. She and the actor playing Bradley were great together. Well, that’s about it for now. Take care and I’ll see y’all next time. I leave you with the opening narration from the episode. I loved it just for the fact it showed all those old Van De Kamp family pictures. Enjoy!

Desperate Quotage

Tuesday, December 9th, 2008

Good morning, everyone! How are you all doing? Today, I wanna share some of my favorite lines from the latest episode. Here they are…

Tom (to the kids, after Porter asks Tom to make Lynette let him leave): Anyone who thinks I have the power to make your mother do anything, raise you hands.

Bree (to Andrew, after she finds out about him and Alex): Did you think I would disapprove? The man’s a doctor, for Heaven’s sake. You did better than I did!
Orson: That was a bit of a driveby…

Tom (to Porter, after Porter says he was at Edie’s at the time of the fire): Please tell me you’re not having sex with her too! What’s wrong with girls your own age? Do you know what I’d give to date a 17-year-old?
Lynette: Ok, we’re gonna talk about that later.

Lynette (to Porter about his alibi): That is not an alibi! It’s a confession to another crime.

Gabby (seeing his black out glasses are not on): Damn it, Carlos! You moron!
Carlos (to Susan and Bree): Ah, I hear a voice from Heaven now.

Gabby (trying to justify selling Carlos’ baseball): The car needed new tires! How was I supposed to know he’d get his sight back? Of all the rotten luck!

Lee (after finding out Alex’s profession): A plastic surgeon? Hear that Bob?
Bob: I like my eyes the way they are.
Lee: You’re so touchy.

Gabby: I didn’t sell your watch!
Carlos: Only because you couldn’t get it off my wrist, you little thief!

Carlos (to Gabby): You might want to lower the middle finger. I can see now, remember?

Edie (to MJ): Your mommy lashes out at people prettier than her. Did you notice that?

So, do you all agree with what I picked? Did I leave a favorite of yours out? Comment and let me know! For now, I gotta head out. Take care and see ya next time! I leave you with a picture of Eva from the premiere of The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button. I was held yesterday at the Manns Village Theater in LA.

Quotes of the Week…

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

This episode had lots of good ones. Let’s not waste time shall we? Here are my favorites…

Carlos: Did I ever tell you when I knew I was going to marry you?
Gaby: When you saw me on the runway.
Carlos: No, that was when I knew I was going to sleep with you.

Gaby: We don’t accept charity.
Carlos: What? We always accept charity!

Carlos: Please don’t tell me it’s my hearing. I’m only down to four senses!

Susan: Gabby thinks that Carlos isn’t going to find her attractive when he gets his sight back.
Edie: Yeah, That’s my first thought too.

Juanita: I want macaroni!
Gabby: Hey, I’m not a short order cook! I don’t have time to cook different meals for everyone.
Juanita: It comes in a box. It’s not that hard.

Bree: Snoring would be too mild of the word of what you’re doing. Imagine a terrified elephant, summoning his herd.

Bree: It’s about mothers teaching daughters how to cook. I’m going to to cook pancakes with my daughter. Only she isn’t here. She grew up and stole my baby.

Bree (after the doctor mentions Orson seems nervous about his surgery): Oh, he’s not apprehensive- he’s terrified and I don’t care. He owes me one. A big one. Don’t you dear?
Orson: I sure do.

Bree (explaining relationships to the doctor): Over time, you’ll learn there’s a balance of power in a releationship. If you’re beloved ever plays a nasty trick on you, like say drugging you into a stupor, the power shifts to you.

So what about you guys out there? Did I miss one of your favorites? Feel free to share yours in the comments. Take care and see you next time!

Previews and Quotes…

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Good morning, everyone!! I hope everyone is all ready for the Thanksgiving holiday tomorrow. I know I am! In the meantime, I promised I’d share some previews with you. I just can’t see them myself because of internet connection issues (dial-up is NOT youtube’s friend!) Enjoy em anyway and I’ll provide some commentary another time. By the way… I think we owe a big thanks to those who have shared these clips with us.

Clip One: Susan and Mike

Clip Two: Tom and Lynette (I assume this is gonna be the scene they showed a little of in the episode promo. If so… good stuff!

Clip Three: Bree and Orson (who have gotten much better the past few episodes, by the way. I’m hoping this scene and episode keeps that trend going.)

Clip Four: Susan, Gabby and Edie. (Ok, I’m annoyed I can’t view this. I can only imagine how good this one is gonna be.)

So for those who watched em… what do you think? Were they good clips? Did they give away a bit too much? I’d love to hear your thoughts on them. Finally… I wanna share just a few cute quotes from the latest episode.

Andrew (after the reporter overhears Orson’s parole officer leaving a message): Now can I be gay?

Susan: Why is the cab driver handing money to Julie’s boyfriend? Why does Julie’s boyfriend going back in the cab? And why is the middle aged cab driver kissing Julie? (I loved her facial expressions and tone during this one!)

Gabby: Hey since I’m saving your life and all, I’m thinking maybe you could keep us in your will?
Virginia: No…
Gabby: Eh, It was worth a shot.

Lee: (to Bree) So is your first husband really into S&M hookers?
Bob: (after she storms off without answering) So you wonder why we don’t get invited for anything? (They’re funny. We need more Bob and Lee moments, don’t you think?)

See y’all next time and have a great Thanksgiving!

Classic Quotes, Episode 5X07

Friday, November 14th, 2008

Good morning, everyone! Here I am again, ready to share some of my favorite lines of the episode. Check em out….

Porter (after Lynette says she’s calling Anne’s house): What if her husband answers??
Lynette: Gee, Porter, that’s just one of the pitfalls of dating a married woman.

Bree: Can you believe it? A thief and a pot head!
Orson: Well, at least now we know where that two pounds of cookie dough went…

Gabby: Ah, lap of luxury- how I’ve missed sitting in you.

Mike (after getting grilled a little by the guys about his date that night): It’s not Susan, so stop guessing. Also? Get lives.

Gabby: We’re not going to Europe with Grandma Nut job!

Andrew: It’s amazing what you can get a bunch of bikers to do for a case of beer.

Andrew (after they watch Katherine and Mike on the tape): Just so you know? I’m never eating anything that comes out of that kitchen again.

Karen: Geez Roberta, I know you don’t like to throw anything away, but have you got the garbage men to bringing you stuff now?
Roberta: Pardon my French but, what’s French for ‘kiss my ass!’?

Roberta: Maybe it’s just a bunch of numbers to you, but for a savvy sleuth with a keen eye and a nose of a bloodhound…
Karen: Yeah, yeah, you’re Miss Marple with a bum liver.

So, what do you think? Did I pick the quotes right? Did I miss one of your favorites? If so, share it here. I’d love to read em. I wanna leave you with a quick link to a more detailed report of Jesse Metcalfe’s accident. Sounds like a scary experiecnce. Glad he came through it ok. The picture is from earlier that night. I’ll fill ya in on more details about the show and his part in it as they come out. And I will, of course, give a full report on how he did on the show as well as sharing any clips available. Take care and see ya next time.

Actor/Actress and Scene of the Week!

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

Good morning, everyone! I’m gonna do something a little different this week. I wanna share my “Scene of the Week” with you because there was one that really stood out. Check it the transcript I made below…

Andrew: Remember Charlie, the kitchen guy you fired for stealing? Well, he called and asked how you could prove it and I said ‘we’ve got a surveillance tape, scuzzball’. Well, guess who stole the tape last night?
Bree: That does it! We’re pressing charges.
Andrew: You might wanna hold off on that because according to Charlie that surveillance tape is also a sex tape.
Bree: What?!
Andrew: Yeah. He says it shows a couple really going at it. Any idea who those crazy kids might be?
Orson: Oh, dear God.
Andrew: Yep, I thought so.
Bree: How can this be happening? (Quietly to Orson) Before anything got serious, I turned the camera off!
Orson (Quietly to Bree): I turned it off, too.
Bree (Quietly to Orson): I didn’t see you do that.
Orson (Quietly to Bree): You were looking for the olive oil.
Bree (Quietly to Orson): Obviously, you turned it back on! (To Andrew) We need to get that tape back!
Andrew: Break out your checkbook. He wants 2 grand for it.
Bree: $2,000??
Andrew: Or he’s gonna post it on youtube.
Orson: What are we gonna do?
Andrew: Well, first you can decide what your porn names are gonna be.
Bree: This is not a joke. My cookbook comes out next month. My old-fashion, traditional cookbook. This could ruin me!
Orson: Alright, we’ll just pay him.
Bree: No! I refuse to pay blackmail to a hooligan who’s stolen from us twice. (She smiles at Andrew) All my life I have done my best to teach you to respect God, the law and to never harm another living thing. I want you to forget everyone one of those lessons if it will help you get that tape back.
Andrew (Interested): Wow… so carte blanche?
Orson: Within reason. We are not condoning arson, violence or-
Bree (cuts him off): Orson, don’t cramp the boy’s style.

I love this scene because it shows that wicked, scheming side of Bree- something we don’t see all that much of anymore. I also like the fact that, despite all his character growth, we still see this glimpse of the old Andrew underneath which is very realistic to me. No matter how much people change, they do have those core character traits that can come back to the surface now and then. I’m just hoping Bree doesn’t end up regretting this free pass she gave him later on.

And now… let’s talk character of the week! I have to pick Felicity Huffman for her portrayal of Lynette this time. It was great to see the protective mama bear side of her come out to play this time. And that scene where she smacks around Anne? The look on her face was almost scary. Felicity really seemed to lose herself in the moment. How much do y’all wanna bet we’ll find out later that one of those slaps was actually real? Well, that’s all for now. Take care and I’ll see y’all again tomorrow!

Classic Quotes and a Promo!

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Good morning, everyone! Hope you’re all doing well and not stuck in a long line somewhere. I’m here, as always, to share some of my favorite quotes from the latest episode. Here they are, in no special order…

Susan (after bugging the new painter for advice): How much am I paying you?
Frank: $14 an hour.
Susan: That’s not enough…
Frank: No, ma’am, it’s not.

Gabby (after finding out Carlos will get 100,000 for going to europe to be a personal massage therapist) Well, pip pip and arrivaderci!

Katherine: Is this a blind date? I loathe set-ups.
Bree: That’s what’s so great about it- technically it’s a business dinner. It has all the potential benefits of a date while still being tax deductible.

Katherine (after seeing a clip Bree recorded on her camera phone of her date): You realize you could’ve just lead with this and saved us this whole discussion?

Karen (about Roberta’s cigarette): Will you put that thing out, you’re not in a saloon.
Roberta: Then home come there’s burbon in my coffee?

Karen: Can you smuggle me in a cold brewski? (Roberta pulls one out) Nobody knows you like family.

Gabby (when Carlos’ co-worker asks if there’s anything he can do after spilling the beans about Carlos’ magic hands): When the time comes, an alibi would be nice…

Well, that’s it for now. If you haven’t already voted… what are you waiting for? Get out there and make your choice. Have a great one and I’ll see ya again tomorrow. In case you missed it, I leave you with the promo for next week. Enjoy!

Classic Quotes

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Hey, everyone! Well, here are some of my favorite lines from the latest episode. Enjoy!! Feel free to comment on this post with your own favorites.

Gabby: You know what’s tearing me apart? Another 10-pound baby shooting out from my hoo-ha!

Edie (To Dave, regarding the dress she picked): It’s my gift for Karen. I figure she can at least get five boob jokes out of it.
Mrs. McClosky to Edie: Are we going out for a drink or a mammogram?
Edie (to Dave): That’s one…

Edie to Dave, about Mrs. McCloskey: Prying is what people too old to have sex do to keep life interesting.

Orson (before leaving for Prison): How many inmates get sent off with a festive champagne brunch?
Andrew: You might not want to use the words ‘festive’ and ‘brunch’ in prison. They practically scream to the inmates ‘Hi, I’m husband hunting.’

Carlos: I’ll get a job.
Gaby: What’re you gonna do? Play piano and get a contract with Motown?

Lynette (assuring Penny): Daddy’s gonna live to be a ripe old age-unless he misses Mrs. McCluskey’s party and then all bets are off.

Jackson: I sat because my feet hurt from you dragging me around for an hour telling me you want to paint every room taupe!
Susan: You said you liked it!
Jackson: You’re obviously going through a rough patch. I was afraid if I suggested anything out of the beige family, I might send you over the edge.

Gabby (after Carlos tries to tell her being pregnant again is a good thing): Put the baby down, Carlos. I need to hit something and it needs to be you.

Carlos (after finding out she’s pregnant again): It’s another miracle!
Gabby: We’re up to two miracles now, and if you come back from the dead after I kill you, it’ll be three!

Tom: I’m about to blow your mind right now…
Lynette: Please don’t. I like my mind the way it is.

Bree: This isn’t going to be easy… Katherine will be furious.
Orson: Yes, but the great thing about Katherine is, she’ll express is so passive-aggressively, we’ll hardly notice.

And now… I leave you with the opening to the Desperate Housewives video game. Enjoy it!

Classic Quotage and Ratings Talk…

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008

Good morning, guys!! I’m here and ready to share some great quotes with you from the latest episode. If you have any favorites I didn’t include, be sure to comment and share them with me. What one is your favorite of the ones I chose? Be sure to comment and let me know.

Bree (reading Lynette’s ad slogan for her): Let Mrs. Van De Kamp turn your oven into a time machine.
Lynette: I see women really responding to that.
Bree: You do? Because I see children crawling into their ovens hoping to see dinosaurs.

Gaby: Carlos, if she stood there any longer than five minutes, then there was nothing natural about what she saw.

Bree: Lynette! You are drunk!
Lynette: Yeah, that’s immaterial.

Jackson: (justifying why he taught MJ to ride a bike): He made me! He said “pwease”!

Gabby: Sometimes Mommy fakes things when she’s wrestling with Daddy.

Carlos: I want my girls to believe in Santa Claus as long as possible. They’ll gonna find out soon enough that it is a lie.
Bethany: What? There’s no Santa Claus? (leaves the room, sobbing)

Teacher: Who’s Jackson?
MJ: He paints our house, until my mommy made him drink wine and have sleepovers.

Speaking of the latest episode, the ratings are in and it’s a pretty good story. While the show slipped a bit (down to 15.5 million veiwers), they didn’t lose as much as some other shows did. They also came out first in the timeslot for the night this week, especially in viewers 18-34, a highly coveted group. CSI actually won the week, while Dancing With the Stars came in 3rd and 6th. Well, that’s all for now. Take care and talk to y’all later.

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    Monday night is such a great night to watch reality television and I just wanted to remind you all of what you could watch tonight. Last week MTV premiered the new season of Sex…with Mom and Dad. [...]
  • Double Duty
    Hello again! It’s Monday, new episode day! To tide you over until the show comes on, I’ve got a second promo for tonight to share. It was posted by Jonas Hodges. I actually really like this one [...]
  • ...But does the quilt travel in time?
    (It turns out that I've been collecting odds and ends of news and coolness in my Firefox tags since before I left for Gallifrey One. So, here they are all gathered together for you.) I've got [...]
  • Running Diary: 2009 Oscars
    ...And immediately we regret this decision. For a couple reasons, really. The aforementioned hangover and general fatigue is part of it, but we weren't all that enamored with most of the films with [...]
  • Watching the View Oscar Open Thread
    Feel free to comment about tonight's Academy Awards here! I look forward to seeing what role Whoopi Goldberg will be having in the ceremony and what her dress looks like. [...]
  • It’s an Amazing Race Reunion
    Ok so last week I told you about Reality Check Radio and that it basically rocked. In case you didn’t read my blog, although I am sure you all did, Reality Check Radio is an online BlogTalkRadio [...]
  • February 24, 2009 TV on DVD Releases: Animated
    Here is this week’s edition for TV on DVD Releases in the animated/kids category. Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder - This is a feature length film of the animated adult show, Futurama. It [...]
  • There's no place like Mode recap
    This week's episode of 'Ugly Betty' has the staff busy with Fashion Week and Betty with a new YETI assignment. Wilhemina works to get back on top in the fashion world as Daniel gives Molly as [...]
  • What's Coming Up On The CW?
    I've been wondering what's going on with the CW. It seems like there's been a lot of repeats lately, so I have nothing new to talk about. So I went through the next two weeks to see what's [...]
  • Sunday Posts
    Just a quick reminder that we're going to be live-blogging the Oscars tonight. We're tired, we're hungover and we have to sit in a high school audotorium for two hours here shortly, which will almost [...]

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