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Classic Quotage and Ratings Talk…

by Jamie Beckett

Good morning, guys!! I’m here and ready to share some great quotes with you from the latest episode. If you have any favorites I didn’t include, be sure to comment and share them with me. What one is your favorite of the ones I chose? Be sure to comment and let me know.

Bree (reading Lynette’s ad slogan for her): Let Mrs. Van De Kamp turn your oven into a time machine.
Lynette: I see women really responding to that.
Bree: You do? Because I see children crawling into their ovens hoping to see dinosaurs.

Gaby: Carlos, if she stood there any longer than five minutes, then there was nothing natural about what she saw.

Bree: Lynette! You are drunk!
Lynette: Yeah, that’s immaterial.

Jackson: (justifying why he taught MJ to ride a bike): He made me! He said “pwease”!

Gabby: Sometimes Mommy fakes things when she’s wrestling with Daddy.

Carlos: I want my girls to believe in Santa Claus as long as possible. They’ll gonna find out soon enough that it is a lie.
Bethany: What? There’s no Santa Claus? (leaves the room, sobbing)

Teacher: Who’s Jackson?
MJ: He paints our house, until my mommy made him drink wine and have sleepovers.

Speaking of the latest episode, the ratings are in and it’s a pretty good story. While the show slipped a bit (down to 15.5 million veiwers), they didn’t lose as much as some other shows did. They also came out first in the timeslot for the night this week, especially in viewers 18-34, a highly coveted group. CSI actually won the week, while Dancing With the Stars came in 3rd and 6th. Well, that’s all for now. Take care and talk to y’all later.


Posted in quotes on October 22nd, 2008

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