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Classic Quotes

by Jamie Beckett

Good morning, everyone! I’m back and ready to share some great quotes with you. I hope y’all enjoy em… I know I did.

Gabrielle: Carlos, that car is the last thing that says I’m better than everyone else!
Carlos: Sorry hun, we have to pay the mortgage, we can’t afford to be better than anyone.

Carlos: What does it (the car) look like?
Gabrielle: Be thankful you’re blind

Mike: There’s nothing scarier than a guy coming at you with jazz hands.

Gaby: To Susan Mayer, a good mom.
Susan: To Gabrielle Solis, another good mom.
Juanita (off screen): Mommy! We’re hungry!
Gaby: So? There’s some waffles in the freezer. And get mommy some ice.

Danielle (defending her decision to homeschool Ben): He’s only six and he’s already reads at a third grade level.
Bree: What happens next year, when he overtakes you?

Kathryn (about Dave): He strikes me as such a nice guy.
Karen: No offense, but that’s not very conforting considering your track record with men.

Susan (to MJ): Mommy just found her first gray hair. I need you to pull it out and never speak of it again.

Gabrielle: The car goes 0-60 is 5 seconds. By the time anyone says “wow, there’s a ding”, you’re in the next county!

Gabrielle: Take good care of it (their old car).
Nebula: Actually, it’s not for us. It’s for our nanny.
Gabrielle (aside, to Carlos): That hurt…

Gabrielle: Since your mom and I are dear friends, I’ll take it off your hands if you knock off 300.00.
Andrew: Since you and my mom are dear friends, I’ll resist the urge to flip you the bird.
Gabrielle: Andrew!

Once again… major kudos to the writers. Based of the quality of the scripts and the way the actors are nailing their lines, they are sure to win something this year. If not, awards shows really are a joke. Well, take care and have a great day! I’ll see y’all next time with more news and other cool stuff.


Posted in General on October 15th, 2008

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