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Classic Quotes

by Jamie Beckett

Hey, everyone! Well, here are some of my favorite lines from the latest episode. Enjoy!! Feel free to comment on this post with your own favorites.

Gabby: You know what’s tearing me apart? Another 10-pound baby shooting out from my hoo-ha!

Edie (To Dave, regarding the dress she picked): It’s my gift for Karen. I figure she can at least get five boob jokes out of it.
Mrs. McClosky to Edie: Are we going out for a drink or a mammogram?
Edie (to Dave): That’s one…

Edie to Dave, about Mrs. McCloskey: Prying is what people too old to have sex do to keep life interesting.

Orson (before leaving for Prison): How many inmates get sent off with a festive champagne brunch?
Andrew: You might not want to use the words ‘festive’ and ‘brunch’ in prison. They practically scream to the inmates ‘Hi, I’m husband hunting.’

Carlos: I’ll get a job.
Gaby: What’re you gonna do? Play piano and get a contract with Motown?

Lynette (assuring Penny): Daddy’s gonna live to be a ripe old age-unless he misses Mrs. McCluskey’s party and then all bets are off.

Jackson: I sat because my feet hurt from you dragging me around for an hour telling me you want to paint every room taupe!
Susan: You said you liked it!
Jackson: You’re obviously going through a rough patch. I was afraid if I suggested anything out of the beige family, I might send you over the edge.

Gabby (after Carlos tries to tell her being pregnant again is a good thing): Put the baby down, Carlos. I need to hit something and it needs to be you.

Carlos (after finding out she’s pregnant again): It’s another miracle!
Gabby: We’re up to two miracles now, and if you come back from the dead after I kill you, it’ll be three!

Tom: I’m about to blow your mind right now…
Lynette: Please don’t. I like my mind the way it is.

Bree: This isn’t going to be easy… Katherine will be furious.
Orson: Yes, but the great thing about Katherine is, she’ll express is so passive-aggressively, we’ll hardly notice.

And now… I leave you with the opening to the Desperate Housewives video game. Enjoy it!


Posted in Video, quotes on October 30th, 2008

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