Classic Quotes
Good morning, everyone!! How’s it going? Sorry about the lack of post yesterday. I had some technical difficulties. Stay tuned for some more posts later on today. Enjoy!!
Karl (I’m paraphrasing here): Picture some young bimbo using your first edition Robert Frost as a coaster and your 19th century crystal vase as an ashtray….
Bree: We should probably break a window to make it look more real.
Susan: Leave the toilet seat up, the immigration people will totally think we’re married.
Lynette (about Twitter): It’s one of those tech things you don’t care about. It’s for young people.
Tom: I am a dinosaur marching into the tar pit.
Gabby: I’m not dressed for ladeling, but I could stand by the condiment bar and spritz people with my Chenel.
Priest: And you say Juanita is ungrateful…hmm.
Gabby: I didn’t want to embarrass her.
Carlos: You saw her in a line waiting for free soup, how much more embarrassed can she get?
Bree: Wipe your feet first, I just had the carpets cleaned.
Karl: *blank look*
Bree: Just because we’re thieves doesn’t mean we need to be untidy.
Karl: You suppress every spontaneous urge you ever have. Man, it must be exhausting being you!
Bree: Yes, being a lady takes effort.
Susan: It’s not Iran, It’s Canada. It’s like America with free health insurance.
Bree: Orson, we’ve been robbed!
Orson: It wasn’t me, I swear!
Bruce: Hey, if you want, I’ll give you the name of my surgeon.
Tom: Yes… I definitely want the name of the guy who did that.
Leave a Reply