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Classic Quotes and a Promo!

by Jamie Beckett

Good morning, everyone! Hope you’re all doing well and not stuck in a long line somewhere. I’m here, as always, to share some of my favorite quotes from the latest episode. Here they are, in no special order…

Susan (after bugging the new painter for advice): How much am I paying you?
Frank: $14 an hour.
Susan: That’s not enough…
Frank: No, ma’am, it’s not.

Gabby (after finding out Carlos will get 100,000 for going to europe to be a personal massage therapist) Well, pip pip and arrivaderci!

Katherine: Is this a blind date? I loathe set-ups.
Bree: That’s what’s so great about it- technically it’s a business dinner. It has all the potential benefits of a date while still being tax deductible.

Katherine (after seeing a clip Bree recorded on her camera phone of her date): You realize you could’ve just lead with this and saved us this whole discussion?

Karen (about Roberta’s cigarette): Will you put that thing out, you’re not in a saloon.
Roberta: Then home come there’s burbon in my coffee?

Karen: Can you smuggle me in a cold brewski? (Roberta pulls one out) Nobody knows you like family.

Gabby (when Carlos’ co-worker asks if there’s anything he can do after spilling the beans about Carlos’ magic hands): When the time comes, an alibi would be nice…

Well, that’s it for now. If you haven’t already voted… what are you waiting for? Get out there and make your choice. Have a great one and I’ll see ya again tomorrow. In case you missed it, I leave you with the promo for next week. Enjoy!


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