Desperate Housewives

Hello, again. I’m back and ready to share some of my favorite quotes from the latest Desperate Housewives. Here they are, in the order they were said in:

Lynette (to the car buyer, when he says he wants to thank Tom): He’s inside, but between sobs he wished you happy driving.

Lynette (when asked by Katherine why they sold Tom’s car): Sadly, we can no longer afford Tom’s mid-life crisis.

Katherine (assuring Lynette that being broke isn’t anything to be ashamed of): Don’t be embarrassed! It’s this horrible economy… we’re all in the same boat. (Bree than drives up in a new car and says some money blew in the window)

Bree (feeling bad about showing off her new hybrid car after finding out about the Scavo’s problems): Thank God I didn’t show her how the car parks itself.
Katherine: But you’re gonna show us, right?
Bree: It is pretty amazing!

Gabby (planning what to wear to a fancy restaurant after Carlos gets a big bonus): I’m going to where the dress I wore the night you proposed.
Carlos: You still fit in that? (off Gabby’s look) Hallelujah, we’re rich again?

Edie (explaining why she won’t bring Gabby to her exercise class): This is real exercise. It’s not the lotus position followed by a latte.
Gabby: You’re just afraid I’ll look better than you.
Edie: 6 AM. In the park. Prepare to die.

Gabby (trying to convince the instructor she’s tough enough to take his class): I used to be a model! You don’t know what war is until you’re locked in a dressing room with a bunch of size zeros reaching for the last rice cake.

Gabby (having a hard time in class): I’m puking air!

Susan (after threatening to pull of Katherine’s towel if she doesn’t let go of her pearls): I have been naked on this street before. It would be nice to take the heat off that story.

Susan (explaining why she tried to take Katherine’s new pearls): I was going to take these and sell them to try and pay for it (MJ’s school) and, yes, now that I’m saying it out loud I realize how stupid it sounds.

Gabby (freaking out about the class relocating to her front lawn): I’ve got two sleeping children in there!
Instructor: I know, I saw the cellulite.

Edie (telling off Gabby for not coming to class when they are trying to help her): You wanted the old Gabby back? Well, congratulations, you got her: a self-centered, obnoxious jerk. Personally, I liked the poor, paunchy gabby better. At least she had some humility.