Classic Quotes, Episode 17
Good morning! Lots of great quotes in this episode, huh? Here are some of my favorites:
Carlos: (after Gabby assumes that Lucy must have gained weight since they were an item) Do you think I’m that shallow? That I only go for looks?
Gabby: Yeah I thought that’s what we had in common.
Lynette (to job seekers, after listening to them talk about anyone over 30 with kids getting taken out back and shot): If you guys ever hear a gunshot, do me a favor and tell my four kids I love them very much.
Lee: Aside from the gay parade, gays rarely interact with lesbians in the wild.
Bree: Who are we dishing? I hope its not me
Susan: No we already covered you.
Gabby: We’ve moved on to my daughter the thief
Lynette: (after Susan tells them about Jessie kissing her) She’s your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her
Gabby: (after finding out Jessie actually looked like that before) Why didn’t you tell me about this?
Carlos: I wanted to, but you were always next to something sharp.
Bree: (to Gabby, after Juanita suggests that Bree may be behind a statue that turns up in the Solis house) Whenever my kids stole, I used to send them to bed without supper. Just a thought.
Susan: (trying to reassure Jessie that her lack of interest is not personal) That is not true. Also, I think we’re dangerously close to no longer speaking in metaphor.
So, did I miss your favorite? If so, share it with us. I’d love to read em. Take care and see ya next time.
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