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Classic Quotes, Episode 5X07

by Jamie Beckett

Good morning, everyone! Here I am again, ready to share some of my favorite lines of the episode. Check em out….

Porter (after Lynette says she’s calling Anne’s house): What if her husband answers??
Lynette: Gee, Porter, that’s just one of the pitfalls of dating a married woman.

Bree: Can you believe it? A thief and a pot head!
Orson: Well, at least now we know where that two pounds of cookie dough went…

Gabby: Ah, lap of luxury- how I’ve missed sitting in you.

Mike (after getting grilled a little by the guys about his date that night): It’s not Susan, so stop guessing. Also? Get lives.

Gabby: We’re not going to Europe with Grandma Nut job!

Andrew: It’s amazing what you can get a bunch of bikers to do for a case of beer.

Andrew (after they watch Katherine and Mike on the tape): Just so you know? I’m never eating anything that comes out of that kitchen again.

Karen: Geez Roberta, I know you don’t like to throw anything away, but have you got the garbage men to bringing you stuff now?
Roberta: Pardon my French but, what’s French for ‘kiss my ass!’?

Roberta: Maybe it’s just a bunch of numbers to you, but for a savvy sleuth with a keen eye and a nose of a bloodhound…
Karen: Yeah, yeah, you’re Miss Marple with a bum liver.

So, what do you think? Did I pick the quotes right? Did I miss one of your favorites? If so, share it here. I’d love to read em. I wanna leave you with a quick link to a more detailed report of Jesse Metcalfe’s accident. Sounds like a scary experiecnce. Glad he came through it ok. The picture is from earlier that night. I’ll fill ya in on more details about the show and his part in it as they come out. And I will, of course, give a full report on how he did on the show as well as sharing any clips available. Take care and see ya next time.


Posted in quotes on November 14th, 2008

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