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Eva Longoria has a “sex tape”

by Marilyn Porter

Eva LongoriaRumors were flying around the internet on Tuesday about a reported sex tape starring Eva Longoria and her new husband Tony Parker.  Word was, this tape was available (or would be made to) on a pay adult site.  Sounded a little fishy, when I first heard it (which is why I reported on ratings instead).  Everything I’ve heard of Eva and Tony since their wedding back in July has led me to believe this couple is actually quite a bit on the conservative side.  Which is why I found it difficult to believe Eva had gone the route of Paris Hilton and made a sex tape.

Turns out?  I was mostly right.   Apparently this tape is the latest spoof to make it’s way to Will Ferrell’s website Funny or Die.  Remember that hysterical video of him arguing with his two year old drunkard landlady?  Yeah, that’s the site.

Longoria spoke to radio DJ (and all around entertainment czar these days) Ryan Seacrest about the video yesterday, saying, “I’m so amused. It’s so funny. Oh my gosh. I’ve gotten like 100 calls on it saying it’s so hilarious.”  Where did this idea come from? “We’ve got this comedian called Perry Hilton, who does everything that Paris Hilton does. If you go on there, he’s gotten a DUI. He goes out clubbing … So, they go, ‘We want to do a sex video in that night vision – kind of like the one she did.’ “  Okay, that sort of makes sense.  And you have to admit, it’s pretty clever.  The marketing for this (and as it happens, the Funny or Die website) was genius.  Get the internet and celebrity hounds buzzing and speculating first and then spill the beans.

If you’d like to take a look at the video yourself, you can check it out right here: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b

Let’s hope we see more spoofs like this show up on Will’s genius site.  I love it when celebrities don’t take themselves (or each other) too seriously.


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