The Twelve Days of Desperation…
Good morning, everyone and Merry Christmas!! If you don’t celebrate, I hope you’re having a great holiday season so far. Wow… can you believe that the year is almost over? In only a couple weeks, we’ll be in 2009. I’ll reflect a little bit on the past year in Housewives and offer my thoughts on their new year’s resolutions in these last couple weeks, as well as all the usual stuff. For now, I wanna give you all a little present. It’s my humble spoof of the Twelve Days of Christmas. I hope you all enjoy it! Keep reading to see more…. I’m also inculding a video of the original from youtube.
On the first day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me a new episode in two weeks.
On the second day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the third day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me three Susan weddings, two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the fourth day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me four trouble making scavos, three Susan weddings, two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the fifth day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me five sold paintings, four trouble making scavos, three Susan weddings, two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the sixth day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me six bratty children,five sold paintings, four trouble making scavos, three Susan weddings, two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the seven day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me seven blackmail attempts, six bratty children, five sold paintings, four trouble making scavos, three Susan weddings, two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the eighth day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me eight Bree dinner parties, seven blackmail attempts, six bratty children, five sold paintings, four trouble making scavos, three Susan weddings, two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the ninth day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me nine Dave cover stories, eight Bree dinner parties, seven blackmail attempts, six bratty children, five sold paintings, four trouble making scavos, three Susan weddings, two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the tenth day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me ten plots against Mike, nine Dave cover stories, eight Bree dinner parties, seven blackmail attempts, six bratty children, five sold paintings, four trouble making scavos , three Susan weddings, two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the eleventh day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me eleven Gabby mishaps, ten plots against Mike, nine Dave cover stories, eight Bree dinner parties, seven blackmail attempts six bratty children, five sold paintings, four trouble making scavos, three Susan weddings, two additional seasons and a new episode in two weeks
On the twelfth day of desperation, Marc Cherry gave to me twelve suspicious neighbors, eleven Gabby mishaps, ten plots against Mike, nine Dave cover stories, eight Bree dinner parties, seven blackmail attempts, six bratty children, five sold paintings, four trouble making scavos, three Susan weddings, two additional seasons, and a new episode in two weeks
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